不得不承认汉语有它特别的地方，同音不同字和同字不同音在别的语言中不多见。这种特别造就了当今网上谐音应用的流行。
在新浪博客的排名前100名中（对了，我承认我经常看新浪博客，尽管质量不高。好莱坞的劣质喜剧也有市场，为什么新浪的劣质名人博客没有市场呢？），就有以下谐音的博客名：
只因有李 插电之夏 （李承鹏）
涛涛不绝，刘涛的话匣子
蕾聲蕾語 （林熙蕾）
“如”意阁 （杨恭如）
一個人~心如明净台 林心如
当然，我所谓的谐音是推广了的，以上真正用到谐音的是蕾聲蕾語，估计她指的是雷声雷雨吧；李承鹏的应该是只因有你的意思－李大眼够自恋的。 不过吧，我觉得林心如说的“心如明镜台”完全是拔高了自己。
几乎所有的姓和名都能玩谐音。假如孔子来开博客，就叫一孔之见，或者，空山秋林。估计他也等不到徒子徒孙们来为他出书，书早就出现在书店了，名字也许就是《我不是老二》，你想，老二多难听啊。当然，他也可以另类一点，写一本《象老二那样去战斗》。如果鲁迅来开博客，可以叫碌碌无为，或者叫卤肉饭或者叫打卤面。我过去看到王三表的一篇博文谈谐音，说得更有趣。你的名字中最好不要有和不雅的字谐音的，否则会很难看。
我也想过如果我也用自己的名字的谐音起博客的名字，该用什么？想到这么几个可以用的：里短秒长（一光秒等于30万公里，自然比一里要长得多），瓜田李下，谬以千里，等等，反正挺无聊的。
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06.07.23
中青报的影响够大，这篇关于科学博客的文章
很快被好多网址转载。
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我们的同行也喜欢用流行文化来为学术文章起名字，比如我就看过模仿The empire strikes back的一篇文章，叫
The sphaleron strikes back: A response to objections to the sphaleron approximation，Phys. Rev. D37 (1988) 1020, by Peter Arnold, Larry McLerran.
最近，“Backreaction”的主人显得特别有勇气，给出了一连串在她看来不好的文章题目，鉴于很多人不容易看到那个博客，我转贴如下 （希望她不会因为她的这篇博文失去很多潜在的引用者）：
Stupid Title List
1.
Author: Frank Tony Smith
arXiv: hep-th/9908205
2.
Authors: Oscar Loaiza-Brito, Johannes Martin, Hans Peter Nilles, Michael Ratz
arXiv: hep-th/0509158
3. Brane Big-Bang Brought by Bulk Bubble
Authors: Uchida Gen, Akihiro Ishibashi, Takahiro Tanaka
Journal-ref: Phys.Rev. D66 (2002) 023519
arXiv: hep-th/0110286
4. The axis of evil
Authors: Kate Land, Joao Magueijo
arXiv: astro-ph/0502237
Journal-ref: Phys.Rev.Lett. 95 (2005) 071301
5. Local Pancake Defeats Axis of Evil
Authors: Chris Vale
arXiv: astro-ph/0509039
6. Why Eppley and Hannah’s Experiment Isn’t
Author: James Mattingly
arXiv: gr-qc/0601127
7. A Fly in the SOUP
Authors: R. Holman, L. Mersini-Houghton
arXiv: hep-th/0511112
8. Waking the Colored Plasma
Authors: Jörg Ruppert, Berndt Müller
arXiv: hep-ph/0503158
9. Much ado about nothing: a treatise on empty and not-so-empty spacetimes
Authors: Damien Martin
arXiv:gr-qc/0607022
10. Unhiggsing the del Pezzo
Authors: Bo Feng, Sebastian Franco, Amihay Hanany, Yang-Hui He
arXiv: hep-th/0209228
11. The Sybils’ Advice on Charm (and tau Leptons)
Authors: I.I. Bigi
arXiv: hep-ph/0604038
12. X & Y
Authors: L. Maiani, F. Piccinini, A.D. Polosa, V. Riquer
arXiv: hep-ph/0512082
13. New Regions for a Chameleon to Hide
Authors: Baruch Feldman, Ann E. Nelson
arXiv: hep-ph/0603057
14. Cosmological Supersymmetry Breaking and the Power of the Pentagon: A Model of Low Energy Particle Physics
Author: T. Banks
arXiv: hep-ph/0510159
15. Remodeling the Pentagon After the Events of 2/23/06
Authors: T. Banks
arXiv: hep-ph/0606313
16. Cosmic Strings – Dead Again?
Author: Mark Hindmarsh
arXiv: hep-ph/9806469
17. Brane New World
Authors: S.W. Hawking, T. Hertog, H.S. Reall
Journal-ref: Phys.Rev. D62 (2000) 043501
arXiv: hep-th/0003052
18. Cloudshine: New Light on Dark Clouds
Authors: Jonathan B. Foster, Alyssa A. Goodman
Journal-ref: Phys.Rev. D62 (2000) 043501
arXiv: astro-ph/0510624
19. The Skyrmion strikes back: baryons and a new large limit
Authors: Aleksey Cherman, Thomas D. Cohen
arXiv: hep-th/0607028
20. How Bob Laughlin Tamed the Giant Graviton from Taub-NUT space
Authors: B.A.Bernevig, J. Brodie, L. Susskind, N. Toumbas
Journal-ref: JHEP 0102 (2001) 003
arXiv: hep-th/0010105
21. The Battle of Albuera, the FC Liverpool and the Standard Model
Authors: I.I. Bigi
arXiv: hep-ph/0603087
22. Nutty Bubbles
Authors: A.M. Ghezelbash, R.B. Mann
Journal-ref: JHEP 0209 (2002) 045
arXiv: hep-th/0207123
23. Nuttier Bubbles
Authors: Dumitru Astefanesei, Robert B. Mann, Cristian Stelea
Journal-ref: JHEP 0601 (2006) 043
arXiv: hep-th/0508162
24. Deconstructing Noncommutativity with a Giant Fuzzy Moose
Authors: Allan Adams, Michal Fabinger
Journal-ref: JHEP 0204 (2002) 006
arXiv: hep-th/0111079
25. Escape From The Menace Of The Giant Wormholes
Authors: Sidney R. Coleman, Ki-Myeong Lee
Journal-ref: Phys. Lett. B 221:242,1989
26. Superbanana Orbits in Stellarator Geometries
Authors: J. A. Derr, J. L. Shohet
Journal-ref: Phys. Rev. Lett. 43, 1730–1733 (1979)
27. The mother of all protocols: Restructuring quantum information’s family tree
Authors: Anura Abeyesinghe, Igor Devetak, Patrick Hayden, Andreas Winter
arXiv: quant-ph/0606225
第一个跟帖说，他在Santa Cruz的一个报告的题目是
Some Interesting Positions in the Kama Sutra of Topological Defects.
《Kama Sutra》是印度著名的爱经。
我得承认，我也别出心裁地写过一篇文章
One conjecture and two observations on de Sitter space， Qing-Guo Huang, Ke Ke, Miao Li, JHEP 0602:045, 2006.
很明显，这是模仿Four Weddings and a Funeral，相信很多年轻人都没有看过。
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No.1
那我应该把动画片里面的名字用到未来发表的文章里去，似乎这很漫长，555！
finncarey：
快啦。问题是，你有没有决定题目的自由
李老师说的是，我的自由的确很少，不仅仅是决定题目，还有一摊子的选择权都不归我，不过，我可自我yy，独享其乐。:)
呵呵，谐音是一种简并态，当用耳朵测量时，它们是一样的，但用眼睛测量时，它们是不一样的。
唔，这个对我们太重要了。
Li Miao: I noticed that you and Prof. Fang published a paper on GR at 4th Grossman meeting in 1980s, which Andy Strominger also attended. Have you gone to Italy that time? I guess he knew about your work from then. And I think he’d liked to get you to states after 89, he might think both Fang and his students were in deep trouble. That’s what behind your SB adventure.
The first time chinese media was reporting string theory was about 1985 or 1986. I remember Fang talked about nobel prize in 1986. He predicted Polyakov and talked something he had done on string theory.
I might be wrong.
As for those sent abroad by goverment in early 80s, it is true they had few chinese paper to read. Besides, they wore the same suit goverment made for them, and the rule is no one can go to street by himself. you must go with your pal. It is funny several young man with
same clothes walked together all the time.
es138：
我觉得去UCSB应该没有你说的因素，罗马的Grossman会议我参加了也许Andy也参加了，但是我们不认识他，也没有说过话，倒是当时聂先生在罗马请我们吃饭，这事我记得很清楚。
90年我还得到Johns Hopkins的Bagger的offer，和你说的因素也没有关系。那时我虽说没有什么好文章，毕竟写了近20篇文章，难道一点作用没有吗？在丹麦我只用了一年拿到学位，和这个也有关系。
es138:
最后一段描写的情形不符合事实。
你从哪儿得来的消息？
是要起个好名字。我们小区网站上一篇点击率极高的贴子，题目叫：
“已婚男女必读！”
内容：请于X月X日去XX医院例行体检。
落款：居委会
贴子刚发半小时就骗了上千点。
没必要追求点击率，自娱自乐更好。建议多讨论些物理，大家都是冲着物理去的。反正我是这样，没有物理我一般会关掉。
有趣的和无聊的 好像不是 物理专业术语吧。
Hawking的《大尺度》中文版已经出版了，湖南科技出版的，不知道能卖出几本，不过那个出版社这几年应该是赚了不少钱，大概不会有什么问题:)
Susy：
你读过这本书么？Hawking的书本来就是一种摆设。
三年前我有个同学帮我从伦敦带回一本。说实话，只读过前三章和第四章开头几页，后来觉得不应该把它当作教科书，应该当字典用，所以就没有继续连着读。现在觉得用到的时候查一下就可以了，的确不适合作教科书，因为内容太过专题化了，全书基本上是为了得到奇点定理布局的，因此忽略了很多重要的内容，学习广相只看它是不行的。不过有很多别人都不讨论的内容，因此备一本查阅还有些必要:)
Susy：
我看的部分和你差不多，几年前也看过，只是查一下关于de Sitter的事。我常参考的书是Wald的。
嗯，Wald的书内容就丰富多了，而且风格我也喜欢:)
Li miao:
my wild guess was based on your reply about the reason you became Andy S’s postdoc, you didn’t say it was purely because of your decent publications, you said you didn’t know. Andy S was also at Rome in 1985, where he talked about superstring phenomenology, a work he did with Witten,right after 1st string revolution. I guess he was a postdoc at IAS. That was first time he attened MG meeting. I don’t know you didn’t remember him at all. maybe he began to notice your paper since then. what I mean in my
post is: he might know well about your work, and he also has a strong connection with china. that’s why he wanted you to SB. I didn’t mean it was because of Prof. Fang.
As you talked about Prof. Nieh, I think he has left HEP because of
Yang think it was hopeless. Not only him, XG Wen, SC Zhang, two most promising chinese HEP physicists, also converted to condensed matter at
SB. Now PKU is reprinting your string book, I think you can add a section
about Prof. Tye, who sticked to string theory like John Schwartz. You’ve
written about some chinese supporters of string theory like Prof. Fang, Prof. Su, etc.
Do you know anywhere I can find Fang’s book about physics and
philosophy on web? I lost my copy years ago and it must be out of print.
Don: I read it at someone else’s blog:
http://blog.sina.com.cn/u/476745f6010003ga
maybe that’s not your experience.
说到谐音，我记得大二上半学期学校评选十佳教师，当时我在系学生会负责这件事，到处找高人帮忙。后来我们宿舍一位同学为我们系推选的十佳教师候选人写了一首诗作宣传，他说“今后你（指我）参加十佳教师评选的时候就用‘好为人师’作宣传标语”，也算是谐音呢:)
es138：
从你说的来看，你真是消息灵通人士。
北大重印我的书，可能已经印了，所以修改任何章节已经晚了。我的确很佩服Henry的坚持。
其实，小刚和守晟从另外一个角度又回到引力问题了。
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Hawking的《大范围》这本书确实出了，最可笑的是书店把它放在科普读物栏了，天知道去科普读物那的有多少看的懂，我想有些是冲着这个名字买的吧：）同时见到了中国科大的关于去年弦论暑期学校的书，是本论文集，比较可笑的是竟然也放在科普读物那地方了^_^。今天在web上找到了索恩，惠勒的“电话簿”1300多页，真是厚啊，能用来砸人的那种。：）
我也再给我看到的准谐音的例子:
hep-th/0505187
Title: Beauty and the Twist: The Bethe Ansatz for Twisted N=4 SYM
Authors: N. Beisert, R. Roiban
我听过你的网络的新东方的课程，那是你的吗？谢谢。
不是。
我也再给我看到的准谐音的例子:
hep-th/0505187
Title: Beauty and the Twist: The Bethe Ansatz for Twisted N=4 SYM
Authors: N. Beisert, R. Roiban
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It is so interesting to find the following papers:
1) Beauty and the beast: Hadronic B decay and QCD.
K. Honscheid (Ohio State U.) . 2004. 22pp.
Prepared for 20th Anniversary Symposium: Twenty Beautiful Years of Bottom Physics, Chicago, Illinois, 29 Jun – 2 Jul 1997.
Published in AIP Conf.Proc.424:125-146,1997. Also in *Chicago 1997, Twenty beautiful years of bottom physics* 125-146
2) Beauty and the beast: What lattice QCD can do for B physics.
Andreas S. Kronfeld (Fermilab) . FERMILAB-CONF-93-277-T, Sep 1993. 17pp.
Presented at Summer Workshop on B Physics at Hadron Accelerators, Snowmass, CO, 21 Jun – 2 Jul 1993.
Published in Snowmass B Physics 1993:0175-184 (QCD161:W653:1993)
e-Print Archive: hep-ph/9310220
3) Beauty And The Beast: Superconformal Symmetry In A Monster Module.
Lance J. Dixon (Princeton U.) , Paul H. Ginsparg (Harvard U.) , Jeffrey A. Harvey (Princeton U.) . HUTP-88-A013, PUPT-1088, Apr 1988. 30pp.
Published in Commun.Math.Phys.119:221-241,1988.
4) Introductory Remarks On The Beauty And The Beast.
F.R. Klinkhamer (LBL, Berkeley) . 1987.
Published in Nucl.Phys.A461:289C-294C,1987.
Jun-Bao：
Beauty and the beast 用得太多了。